What a terrible way to start a story, He thought to Himself.
No one will get it and even if they did it’s not like it’s clever, He admitted.
If anything it’s needlessly confusing, but after all so is the story, ok so maybe it’s not a problem.
No, no, no, if that were true then why not scrap the whole thing.
If the beginning is just a symptom of the rest to come and you still think about escaping?
Well then that certainly is telling.
I really liked the beginning, but He didn’t.
He thought that we should go for a more classical approach, throw them right into the story like Catcher in the Rye or Moby Dick.
I wanted to prefix the with something that tied it together with a coherent theme.
After all, it's not like we’re telling a coherent story.
Well then again it's not like we aren’t telling a coherent story.
After a moment of consideration and a long bit of thinking He decided to scrap it, start over again.
Starting with a new first line.
Sorry
Okay
Please pay attention, I’d hate to have to repeat myself.